i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
• masturbate (it’s not doing any harm, guys talk about it like the weather!)
• poop (we all do it.)
• eat enough to be full (you’re not obligated to order the salad)
• have body hair (it’s natural, it’s ok if you want to shave and it’s ok if you don’t want to shave)
anyone who makes you feel ashamed of these things is a shitty person and doesn’t deserve you!!
AND HAVE PERIODS
I hate when people say you can’t wear regular underwear with yoga pants. What’s next??? Push up bras with sweatshirts??? Sequined milkshakes??? Bow tie French fries???